I gotta have fun everyday, otherwise ...

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mal/riddle • 19 • it/its ro/rose eel/eels • native american/white (white passing) • octavinelle

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there was no point in coming to land.

I don't wanna do work if it's not fun.

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hi, im malady! you can also call me mal or riddle. im 19, non-binary (tme), and mlm. i think im most suited to octavinelle or savanaclaw, and right now twst is my big hyperfixation, so its most of what i talk about.

if youre confused about how to use my pronouns, here they are in sentences: ro/rose; eel/eels. if you cant use them, please default to it/its. thank you!

Want me to tell you the rules of Night Raven College?

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do not follow or interact with me if you:

  • fit general byf criteria (racist, trans/homophobic, etc)

  • police pronouns

  • are a truscum/transmed

  • are a pro-shipper or anti-anti

  • ship 1st years with 3rd years (example: trey/deuce, vil/jack)

  • ---- along with that last point, dont follow if you ship leona, lilia, or malleus with any 2nd or 1st years

  • if youre a yandere/write yandere aus/make yandere headcanons

  • sexualize the 1st/2nd years. theyre minors, full stop. and while you can make/say nsfw things about the 3rd years, id still like to not see so much.

  • portray jack and leona as overly aggressive/animalistic

  • infantilize nd-coded characters (kalim, idia, malleus, etc)

  • you ship floyd/riddle. it just bothers me since riddle seems to really dislike being around floyd.

  • list is subject to new additions because i have a poor memory

ask to listen if:

  • you ship trey/jade. i dont really have anything against trey/jade, but ive only encountered gross sexualized art of it so it sets off alarms in my head.

I don’t wanna do anything boring. Let me do as I want.

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i have several kins, and i personally kin either for fun, spiritual, or coping reasons. these are just my strongest kins, but if youre curious you can ask about the others.

  • cater diamond

  • danny fenton

  • floyd leech

  • hajime hinata

  • sayaka miki

  • silver (pokemon)

  • simon glass

  • gyro gearloose

  • killua zoldyck

  • N. Harmonia

  • riddle rosehearts

  • robin (teen titans)

if you read this far, send me the 🍒 emoji in my ask box or dms! if you cant use the emoji, just saying "cherry emoji" will suffice. thank you!